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Apr, 2011

HELP ME!!!!

OK, I’m not particularly proud of this moment on the road, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Ever drive so much that you feel ready to Thelma and Louise it off of the next cliff, but you can’t because you’re in central Iowa and there aren’t any cliffs? Just dead cornfields for miles and miles and miles. There’s not even a bridge or a hill? Just DEAD CORN and this is the 4th time in 5 days that you’ve had to drive back and forth for hours on the same freaking corn lined highway because that’s the stupid order you’re shows got booked in?! Ever been there? I have. Earlier today, as a matter of fact.

My deepest apologies to all George Michaels fans everywhere… especially those in Iowa

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